You Think He'd Learn
Every weekday, my son gets oatmeal for breakfast. Every weekday, he sticks his hands into his oatmeal. Every weekday, he then whines that his hands are covered with oatmeal so that I'll give him a washcloth to wipe them off. How come he hasn't figured out that if you stick your hands in your oatmeal, you will get oatmeal all over your hands?